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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

So they tried

Who are the K-Pop group members that you solo stan?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Be a super-ager — and join the ‘wellderly’ - The Times

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Then came..

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is vibe coding? A computer scientist explains what it means to have AI write computer code − and what risks that can entail - The Conversation

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Magic unveil new logos, uniforms, courts in long-awaited rebrand - Orlando Sentinel

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

US-China trade war sideswipes Europe’s carmakers - politico.eu

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is Rejuran treatment, and how does it benefit the skin?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Can Make Anyone Look Bad - Defector

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

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